No Rest For The Wicked

Clues to the truth of Gecko's disappearance were revealed in a recent interview with "The Money You Could be Saving" - Also present was the Ghost Whisperer, reportedly in communication with the lost and earth-bound dead Gecko:

Interviewer: Some say you had something to do with it.... his disappearance.

Interpreter for Money: Money says "Not true. I deny any involvement...."

Gecko to Ghost Whisperer: Yeah.... Right.... (wink, wink...)

Ghost Whisperer (softly) to Gecko: The only way you can get to the light is if you tell us what happened. Something is holding your spirit here.... it's time for you to cross over... can you tell us what happened? What can we do to help you move on?

Gecko: You can light a match to that wad. He's the most ridiculous excuse for a spokesperson I've ever seen, man. Sheesh! He doesn't even talk !! I don't know if he even can.

Ghost Whisperer: But what happened between you two?

Interpreter for Money (incredulously): Money asks "Is he here?!"

Ghost Whisperer, smiling coyly: Yes, he's here.

Interpreter for Money: Gecko says he cannot help it if cat was willing to be bribed. He had nothing to do with cat's decision... He - Mr. Money - was not even there at the kidnapping...

To be continued on page 6 column 4...