We knew it was only a matter of time... No one lives forever - not even the GEICO gecko...
Those TV ads ?? Pre-recorded. They are hiding his demise from a public that can't take any more bad news...
GEICO did nothing to protect him - no bodyguards, no personal staff.... A travesty !! And now they claim that this is the body of some other gecko in Fluffy's mouth... Sadly, they are lying to us. Let this be a lesson - being a car insurance spokes-gecko just doesn't pay !!
For TRUTH - dial Bonificent.
Oh noes! Cuz some dude named Malek just called out the Geico Gecko to race against the big Teddy Roosevelt puppet. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteActually I researched the rules and a dead GEICO gecko CAN run for president against an inanimate replica of a dead President.
ReplyDeleteCool. More choices for write-ins!!!