The Gecko is Dead !

We knew it was only a matter of time... No one lives forever - not even the GEICO gecko...

Those TV ads ?? Pre-recorded. They are hiding his demise from a public that can't take any more bad news...

GEICO did nothing to protect him - no bodyguards, no personal staff.... A travesty !! And now they claim that this is the body of some other gecko in Fluffy's mouth... Sadly, they are lying to us. Let this be a lesson - being a car insurance spokes-gecko just doesn't pay !!

For TRUTH - dial Bonificent.

Wednesday the 28th of May

There is much you must still learn.

My saga began long ago and yet you are only mid-stream in the endless days of my mysterious existence. To make matters worse, it is Wednesday as I start this blog.

Yes - Wed-nes-day - NOT Whens-day - but rather that middle day of the work-week, oddly spelled with a "wed-ness" you do not feel nor do you pronounce...

Aha! you say. The Bonificent One has been revealed as a working stiff. And still, there is much you do not know. It is a strange day, this one. You shall see.

Stay tuned. It has begun.