Truth is - I have a fear of blogs yet a budding curiosity too... Cuz after all, what if anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law !?! Huh???
So I feel the need for a disclaimer here... Anything I say in this blog CANNOT BE USED AGAINST ME IN A COURT OF LAW. Your reading this blog shall presuppose that you agree with this, OK? Like what if I say I killed somebody? NO matter - I probably meant that I just said that cuz I clobbered somebody over the head with a good insult or something. Unless you find a body you can pretty much assume I was just saying that for no good reason. OK? Right. Cuz after all I am the kind of person who wouldn't hurt a fly, right? Right. You got it. 'Nuf said.
OK, so I killed a fly today. In fact I am something of a fly psychopath/serial killer. (Not really of course.... well maybe.... but no bodies have ever been recovered by the authorities, so I am free and clear right? Right.) And IF I did it, it was not really premeditated. Just a reflex, cuz his/her germs were bugging me. And I feel really bad for his/her family and all. (NOT!! They're just a bunch of freakin' flys....)
as always,
BONIFICENT
